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- by Darren Pillsbury
PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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5 comments:
Dill is turning out to be an unhelpful werewolf.
You'd think Dill would realise by now...impossible stuff is going to happen around Peter. He seems the kind of person to take it in stride by now. Ah, well, he's a wonderful foil for the savvy Peter.
As for the rest of the horror bingo, it depends on your card, but some such phrases include:
"That's impossible! X doesn't exist!"
"We're the last ones left...just you and me."
"It's probably nothing."
"The old guy was right...it IS real!"
"Curses, can't get a signal/phones out of charge/lines are dead/the semaphore instructor's been eaten by dinosaurs."
"This is all YOUR fault! If we hadn't stopped for your M&Ms, the vampires would never have completed their circle of power!"
"Let me show you to your rooms. I'm sure you'll find them...comfortable."
"Mwa."
"Ha."
"Ha."
There's a few. Fun for all the family, but not so fun for the rest of the movie theatre.
Unpod - An mp3 player that is TOTALY NOT BY APPLE YOU GUYS. Scientists predict they will be extinct by 2020.
Go Dill! Stick that head in the sand! Teehee.
That calf-mutilation article was horrible, though no worse than what happens in a slaughterhouse. Makes me queasy! Far creepier than some random thing eating human corpses - after all, they're already dead, so no one's hurt if they're eaten. Saves burying them or burning them, too. In fact, it's a great way to recycle. Go eco-monster!
Well maybe Grandpa does believe (sp?) but now suspects his friend of causing. And might not want to confront him about it right now.
Poor Dill, wishful thinking isn't going to help this time.
Todd -
Well, he's a baby werewolf...
Rubberduck -
Love the horror bingo! I am DEFINITELY using "Let me show you to your rooms. I'm sure you'll find them...comfortable" in a future story.
Cat -
I don't think he's an eco-monster because he just bit out chunks. If he were truly eco-friendly, he would have used the whole body, a la the Native Americans and buffaloes.
I was going to give a few examples, but this is supposed to be a PG/PG-13 site, not an R one...
daymon34 -
Ahhhh, you never know the power of wishful thinking from a werewolf!
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