Chapter 6 - The Invitation
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4 comments:
Oh dear. That bit with the hair does NOT bode well....
WV: sogran: a drink popular in the Scottish highlands on cool fall nights, consisting of apple cider and whiskey, filtered through peat moss.
Okay, so she has a strange hair collecting hobby, but THERE IS NOTHING SINISTER ABOUT THIS NOSIREE. Perfectly normal shotacon escapee from the Chanel labs with a hair obsession. Fairly standard character archetype, if you ask me.
Also, hey, when did Dill become 'much' shorter than Peter? I guess being the Hero with a capital HE has it's advantages. If Peter doesn't look like Conan by the time he's 15, he's doing something wrong...
Poozedu = We interrupt this definition to bring you a message from Rubberduck's inner 8-year-old:
"Haha, v-word generator! You said POO!"
Creepy. Very Very Creepy. Hair collecting is never a good sign. A witch? A demon? Or is she just the servant of something more powerful?
pelli: Off-brand of Jelly Belly beans. Is what Dill's family buys to save a few cents.
Misslynx -
Ohhhhh, relaaaaax. She just likes good grooming, that's all.
I'd like some sogran! Except maybe the unfiltered variety...
Rubberduck -
See, Rubberduck has the right attitude. 'Fairly standard character archetype,' indeed.
Well...maybe he's not MUCH shorter. He's at least 3 inches shorter, though...probably 4 or 5 inches...I'd have to see real-world counterparts to know for sure. But when you're only 4 feet tall or so, you're talking almost 10%...
The v-word sounds like Dr. Seuss:
The Zorflax had a cold that day,
That nothing seemed to take away.
The Zorflax said without a clue,
"Ha ha, v-word - poo zed you!"
The Zorflax friend said, "You said poo!"
Then Zorflax laughed, "No, Poozedu!"
Hoboe -
No, noooooo - 'Fairly standard character archetype'!
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