Don't worry, Mr. Yeti! A trip to the cryptooptician and you'll be right as rain, with the added bonus of being able to wear a badass eyepatch. Then you can do a pirate impression at all the little yeti birthday parties!
Oh, and hooray that Peter's alright, I guess.
Sumiante = An incantation used in the ritual to summon a demon which steals small items and hides them in unlikely places for you to find later.
Yeah that would be scary, not hear anything just see this huge hand reach out and grab the tree. And then start climbing to you with lots of teeth.
Yeah stab it in the eye lots of times. Yeah the antler was lucky, he was able to save himself. Now they just need to survive the snow. Like that is a easy thing to do.
Wow, forget Rambo or Batman, that was pretty sick. That sounds like quite a stretch for Peter to make while dangling. Back at the beginning of the avalanche, did the Snow Demon ride the avalanche on purpose? Has he done this before? That would be one mean critter, aye?
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Don't worry, Mr. Yeti! A trip to the cryptooptician and you'll be right as rain, with the added bonus of being able to wear a badass eyepatch. Then you can do a pirate impression at all the little yeti birthday parties!
Oh, and hooray that Peter's alright, I guess.
Sumiante = An incantation used in the ritual to summon a demon which steals small items and hides them in unlikely places for you to find later.
Wow, brutal! I actually hope Mr Yeti lives on, with one milky white eye, and teaches all his future babies to 'stick to deer, people are dangerous!'
Yeah that would be scary, not hear anything just see this huge hand reach out and grab the tree. And then start climbing to you with lots of teeth.
Yeah stab it in the eye lots of times. Yeah the antler was lucky, he was able to save himself. Now they just need to survive the snow. Like that is a easy thing to do.
Wow, forget Rambo or Batman, that was pretty sick. That sounds like quite a stretch for Peter to make while dangling.
Back at the beginning of the avalanche, did the Snow Demon ride the avalanche on purpose? Has he done this before? That would be one mean critter, aye?
Oh, I forgot to add: I really liked the description where you write about Peter hearing a whisper of pain over the roar of the avalanche.
When did Peter lose his socks?
Rubberduck -
Maybe Dr. V could fix him up with a bionic eye like Frank's...
DontPanik -
Or maybe he'll come gunning for revenge...
daymon34 -
Lucky? Like...he couldn't explain why he held on to it?! Hmmmm...
Um the Muse -
I think he probably has been in a couple of avalanches, but Peter and Dill triggered it, so I doubt he WANTED it to happen...
Todd -
Good point. I meant stocking feet, but that's kind of clunky in the sentence, so I'm changing it. Thanks!
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