Ladies and gentlemen, here we have Chekhov's Exhibition of Antique Firearms and Weaponry. Check back later for more insight.
[“It wasn’t white?!” Peter shook his head. “You’re sure?” “Yes I’m sure! I looked right at it!”]
I'm imagining this as a conversation between two white explorers in Africa for the first time. I'm sure I'm going to hell for laughing...
Investigated shark sizes: it's possible for both hammerheads and great whites to be 10ft long. But it'd have to be a fairly small great white and a fairly large hammerhead.
Sharks were around when dinosaurs were around. Dinosaurs aren't here now. Jaws wins. Dinosaur zombies, on the other hand...
Geesq: A goose street gang. What? It worked for squirtles!
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Ladies and gentlemen, here we have Chekhov's Exhibition of Antique Firearms and Weaponry. Check back later for more insight.
[“It wasn’t white?!” Peter shook his head. “You’re sure?” “Yes I’m sure! I looked right at it!”]
I'm imagining this as a conversation between two white explorers in Africa for the first time. I'm sure I'm going to hell for laughing...
Investigated shark sizes: it's possible for both hammerheads and great whites to be 10ft long. But it'd have to be a fairly small great white and a fairly large hammerhead.
Sharks were around when dinosaurs were around. Dinosaurs aren't here now. Jaws wins. Dinosaur zombies, on the other hand...
Geesq: A goose street gang. What? It worked for squirtles!
That smell will probably make Peter jumpy for the rest of his life. Having a bunch of hands reaching for you isn't something you forget.
And yes all those guns would keep Gwen quite happy. I put an internet cookie on the guns being used to stop what ever wakes up.
You know what would be a cool twist? If the monster was whatever set the curse on the mummy, rather than the mummy himself.
Why is the mummy always the bad guy, huh?!?
Rubberduck -
Haha! Nice literary/writing-how-to reference!
Hmmm, maybe I'll change that about the sharks.
I'll give you some points, but I hardly think it's fair making it a three-way brawl between T. Rex, Jaws, and a freakin' asteroid.
daymon34 -
Ha! I'll raise you TWO internet cookies they DON'T!
Um the Mummy's friend -
Usually, the thing that comes back to life is the bad guy.
J.C. and Lazarus excluded.
And Frank, too, although he wasn't exactly a model citizen. He's reformed, though...
V-word: disea. A malady whose incorrect diagnosis is realized halfway through announcing the prognosis.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Thompson, you have a fatal disea...oh, never mind. My bad."
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