Gone were all his thoughts of cute little elf men. This thing looked more like somebody had shrunk Gumby, painted him blue, and stuck a triceratops head on him.
Ok Beth to the rescue is quite funny, and now that is the second time she has seen something strange. Maybe she still remembers being taken and didn't like it there.
I wonder if she will help Peter getting free or just pick on him.
All bow before our saviour from our Seelie and Unseelie oppressors! Admire the Strawberry Shortcake swimming costume!
Meroucha : An ancient Aztec ritual drink, made from herbs boiled in water. Often enjoyed with a biscuit before a sacrifice. Anthropologists cite this as the reason the English obsession with tea is a worrying fixation
PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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ROFL I LOVE Beth right now!
Toddler to the rescue!
And once again, Beth kicks ass. Hell hath no fury like an angry toddler!
WV: synant: a minor official in the Albanian Capridox Church, entrusted with herding the sacred goats.
Gone were all his thoughts of cute little elf men. This thing looked more like somebody had shrunk Gumby, painted him blue, and stuck a triceratops head on him.
Peter knows who Gumby is?
Ok Beth to the rescue is quite funny, and now that is the second time she has seen something strange. Maybe she still remembers being taken and didn't like it there.
I wonder if she will help Peter getting free or just pick on him.
Beth is the anti-Fae!
All bow before our saviour from our Seelie and Unseelie oppressors! Admire the Strawberry Shortcake swimming costume!
Meroucha : An ancient Aztec ritual drink, made from herbs boiled in water. Often enjoyed with a biscuit before a sacrifice. Anthropologists cite this as the reason the English obsession with tea is a worrying fixation
Mary & misslynx -
Heh heh. Just wait.
"There is always a price."
Todd -
Whaaaaaa? ALL the cool kids these days know about the Gumb-meister! Why, I've seen kids in Gumby and Pokey t-shirts...at the...rave parties...
Okay, no, Peter probably wouldn't know who Gumby was. It was more of a convenient descriptive shortcut to describe the body.
Actually, since the blocky part of the body is the least important part of the description, I might just take it out in the final draft.
Unless the pro-Gumby lobby comes to the rescue.
daymon34 -
PICK ON HIM!
Seaspray -
Haha, 'our Seelie and Unseelie oppressors'...I'm going to have to use that at some point, somehow...
Some crazy old man in an anti-fairie cult, with a big sign on a stick he carries around...
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