Me: DAMMIT AQUAMAN! NO! NO WHALES! THEY'D BE USELESS, JUST LIKE YOU ARE ON MOST OF THE MISSIONS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN A SUPERHERO? AT MOST YOU SHOULD BE A SIDEKICK!
Aquaman: Whaaaales?
Me: NO!
Sorry guys. I have a really big hatred for Aquaman. He's useless, unless they have water missions but how often is that?
Somehow, I don't think these T-o-Ts want to mess with Beth... She annoyed Trolls enough that they sent her back, and EVERYONE [maybe not everyone] knows that Trolls are pretty annoying themselves [like a certain water superhero...].
Ok, now they kids are armed and creepy. Not a good combination. At least Peter checked the writing and saw that it wasn't like the rest.
And Peter must have really been moving to almost catch up with his mom and Dill running up the stairs. At this rate Peter should be an olympic runner by the time he is an adult. At least if he lives to be an adult.
N7 - Ummmmm...okay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Methinks N7 is actually in loooooove with Aquaman. But you are DEFINITELY right about they shouldn't mess with Beth...
daymon34 - He had an extra helpin' of adrenaline.
AnakMoon - You had me all worried you were going to convert all the other readers into saying, "Chibi! Awwww, such cute little psychos!"
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OK, this is turning into BY FAR the scariest storyline yet.
Note to self: do NOT read the updates right before going to bed!
Me: WE NEED TO STOP THESE KIDS BEFORE IT'S-
Aquaman: LET'S USE WHAAAAAAALES!
Me: DAMMIT AQUAMAN! NO! NO WHALES! THEY'D BE USELESS, JUST LIKE YOU ARE ON MOST OF THE MISSIONS! WHY ARE YOU EVEN A SUPERHERO? AT MOST YOU SHOULD BE A SIDEKICK!
Aquaman: Whaaaales?
Me: NO!
Sorry guys. I have a really big hatred for Aquaman. He's useless, unless they have water missions but how often is that?
Somehow, I don't think these T-o-Ts want to mess with Beth... She annoyed Trolls enough that they sent her back, and EVERYONE [maybe not everyone] knows that Trolls are pretty annoying themselves [like a certain water superhero...].
~N7
The Chick With A Hatred For Aquaman.
Ok, now they kids are armed and creepy. Not a good combination. At least Peter checked the writing and saw that it wasn't like the rest.
And Peter must have really been moving to almost catch up with his mom and Dill running up the stairs.
At this rate Peter should be an olympic runner by the time he is an adult. At least if he lives to be an adult.
Wheres the piano at the top of the stair case when you need it?
and yeah... quite a bit creepier.. kinda echoes of old nightmares i used to have as a kid... i was weird kid..
misslynx -
Yes, daylight hours are probably best.
N7 -
Ummmmm...okay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Methinks N7 is actually in loooooove with Aquaman.
But you are DEFINITELY right about they shouldn't mess with Beth...
daymon34 -
He had an extra helpin' of adrenaline.
AnakMoon -
You had me all worried you were going to convert all the other readers into saying, "Chibi! Awwww, such cute little psychos!"
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