Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"Peter And The Carnival Of Evil" Page 15

What up, faithful readers! I've just launched the first podcast of PETER AND THE VAMPIRES, starting with the first 10 or so pages of "Peter And The Dead Men." Check it out here, at www.darrenpillsbury.com (also known as www.darrenpillsbury.blogspot.com), or download it on iTunes (select "Podcasts" from the list on the lefthand side of the page, then search for my name rather than "Peter And The Vampires").

Let me know what you think - and please tell anybody you think would be interested!


“We were born joined at the torso,” Leng continued. “We each share a heart, and lungs, and all other organs. We have only two arms and two legs, which we must work together to coordinate. For those among you who doubt…”

On cue, the arms pulled at the neck of the robes exposing a broad, bony chest, and two separate necks attached to the same set of shoulders. There was no way it was a trick. There were a few cries from the audience.

Leng set the black robes back in place and pulled a tiny wooden flute from somewhere inside them.

“There is something else we share, as well: mystical abilities. Mine is to hypnotize with music, and my brother’s is the transmigration of consciousness...the ability to switch souls, if you will.”

Eng nodded silently.

“Tonight, we will demonstrate for you the mystery of our powers. Do not fear – we have done this many times before. We would ask that you remain as quiet as possible, though…and do not panic.”

The arms lifted the flute to the lips of Leng, the goateed man, and he began playing a soft, haunting tune.

The flesh on Peter’s back turned to goosebumps.

The tune was the same one he had heard in his dream.

There it had been played on an organ; here, it was on a flute. But it was unmistakably the same music.

He didn’t have time to turn to Dill, though, because the top of the basket popped off and a cobra emerged. Peter knew it was a cobra because as soon as it reared up, it flared out its hood with the two white circles on the back and hissed at the Siamese twins.

The crowd shrieked, and the people on the front row of the bleachers stumbled over themselves trying to get as far away from the snake as possible.

Dill gasped. “Oh my gosh I’m glad we didn’t sit in the front, I woulda peed my pants.”

“See?” Peter whispered.

“Well…the second row would’ve been fine,” Dill said petulantly.

People were still trying to get away, but they needn’t have bothered – the snake wasn’t interested in them at all. It faced the brothers, half its body in the basket, the other half out, and began to weave back and forth to the tune Leng played.

There was a squeaking sound, and a rope lowered slowly from the darkness of the tent ceiling. At the rope’s end dangled an odd-looking harness with several leather straps. The harness swayed near Eng’s head, who used one arm to fasten it around his face. Meanwhile, Leng kept playing the flute with the other hand, and the cobra kept swaying back and forth.

“I am doing this to protect my brother,” Eng explained to the audience, as he snapped the last strap into place. The rope was still attached to the top of the harness, though it was slack as it stretched off up into the darkness. “And now…I will exchange minds with the cobra.”

He stared at the cobra, which turned slightly to face him. Eng’s eyes slowly defocused, and his mouth went limp. Then his facial features began to contort angrily. His eyes rolled from side to side, and he swung his head around to face Leng.

Leng dropped the flute from his lips and yelled, “NOW!”

Eng hissed loudly and flung his head forward to bite Leng. His teeth would have sunk into his brother’s face had the rope above him not snapped tight at that exact moment. The leather straps pulled against his forehead and chin and restrained him from biting Leng.


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5 comments:

todd said...

Congrats on the podcast! I'm worthless tonight, but through the haze of fatigue, it sounded pretty great.

N7 said...

Woo-hoo!

Now I can listen to it while sitting on a smelly bus! And I'll giggle and just blend in with the others on the bus who talk to them self and so on.

Also, I'm not sure why, but I'm a leetle freaked out by conjoined twins. I know I'm a horrible person [was told so about 50 times in one day, so it must be true] but it just creeps me out.

._.

Sorry to any conjoined twins who read this! I don't mean to be mean... but if it makes you feel better midgets creep me out too!
I just don't know how to act around them and I feel like I would just stare...

;_;

~N7

AnakMoon said...

It would be interesting to hear the readers voices as characters on the pod casts *(hint! hint!)* Keeping you of course as the narrator.

Heh and with this episode i keep waiting for a tall skinny guy in a tattered suit and a screw for an eye with a crow on his shoulder, to step out an be the ring leader.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I can't listen to the podcast (public terminal, drat), but I think it's a great idea.
So is the mind transfer ability. That is so awesome!
Kind of interesting that the hypnotism immediately stopped working as soon as the transfer was complete...or was it supposed to hypnotize the audience, instead? Brrr, mind control is way scarier than snakes, IMHO.
~Um the Muse

Darren said...

To all:
One thing about the podcast is that it starts at the very beginning, at PETER AND THE DEAD MEN, so it covers material you've already read. Although, there's always the lure of my beeee-U-tiful voice...

Hey, no snickering out there.

Also, it might be interesting to you guys to listen to the evolution of the characters' voices. Dill and Grandfather, in particular, have changed pretty radically over the course of several hours of recording (I'm up to PETER AND THE SWAMP MONSTER in terms of raw material). Right now, they're at the very beginning, and don't sound quite so different from my regular voice. Dill's just got more 'tude, and Grandfather is a bit gruffer. But they'll get WAAAAY different in the next six weeks.

Todd -
Thanks! Take a listen when you can!

N7 -
Cool! Although I hope you don't mind revisiting the first stories...

I post about 7 pages a week. The podcast is about 11 pages worth of material a week. Anybody want to solve the equation of how long it will take for the podcast to catch up to the blog, given that we have about 340 pages of blog so far, and will be continuing at a page a day for the forseeable future?

And I'm with you on conjoined twins, N7. Not so much if it's at the hip, or an arm and a leg, but two-headed people? I gots a problem with that. Sorry to my loyal two-headed readers...I guess that makes me a horrible person too, just like N7. Maybe I just need more two-headed people in my life, to get over my ignorance and fear.

Although I'm down with the little people. They're cool. (Although one of our villains is a decidedly non-cool little person...)

AnakMoon -
Hmmmm. Maybe that could be another contest: be a voice in the podcast...

And I love your image of a badguy. Is it taken from something I'm unfamiliar with (say, a manga or anime), or did you come up with that yourself? Pretty creepy.

Um the Muse -
Good point! Didn't even think about it that Leng could've just kept hypnotizing the snake once it was in Eng's head. However, I'm going to say it's because of the theatricality of it all. It would be boring to just have Eng bob his head back and forth...people might have thought he was dancing to Lady Gaga or something.

Oh, and Leng's going to address the audience, so he couldn't play the flute and talk at the same time...but I suppose he COULD still charm snakey Eng, if he went back to playing...