I'm sorry to say this Peter, but once you start this, you can't really have a normal life. Oh the irony of your last name! Just don't go making any deals with devils because the angels that will save you are jerks.
Wait... I think I'm getting my shows and stories mixed up here and intertwining them.
And as for Dilly, that better be gas or Grandfather will use you hold his silver.
As for the Frankenstein bit, I wonder who's making one and if they're grave robbing for the parts.
Scratched by bushes is looking less likely by the minute. I really hope if Dill is a werewolf, he gets over his incontinence at least. A werewolf who wets his pants at the slightest provocation is sort of pathetic.
And if he is a werewolf, I hope he can use it to protect Peter sooner or later.
Wow...I just...*sniffles* Got something in my eyes... Grandfather's not just a butt-whooper, he's the father figure that Peter never got. Dill too for that matter. Let's just hope Dill's going to be okay.
@ Todd: A werewolf who wets his pants - wimpy. A werewolf who marks his territory - that's alpha material!
Now that the boys know about the secret room, are they allowed to use weapons and stuff from it as necessary, or use it as a panic room? I wonder what all the doors off to the side hold - just cells or more rooms of awesome? Was the house a castle (or the colonial equivalent) and these are the dungeons?
And will the Frankenstein be the person who makes the monster rather than the monster itself? Obviously this is a kid's series, but it's never too early to start educating them about the classics.
Aricksh = The infinitely pleasurable feeling that comes moments before a sneeze.
That's right Peter, listen to Grandpa about what those monsters would have done. Even as humans they weren't worth much, they just didn't have the way to hurt others and not get caught.
Now I wonder if Dill is getting motion sickness or actually changing.
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Yay! I loves yooou Darren!
And poor Peter and Dill.
I'm sorry to say this Peter, but once you start this, you can't really have a normal life. Oh the irony of your last name! Just don't go making any deals with devils because the angels that will save you are jerks.
Wait... I think I'm getting my shows and stories mixed up here and intertwining them.
And as for Dilly, that better be gas or Grandfather will use you hold his silver.
As for the Frankenstein bit, I wonder who's making one and if they're grave robbing for the parts.
Scratched by bushes is looking less likely by the minute. I really hope if Dill is a werewolf, he gets over his incontinence at least. A werewolf who wets his pants at the slightest provocation is sort of pathetic.
And if he is a werewolf, I hope he can use it to protect Peter sooner or later.
Wow...I just...*sniffles* Got something in my eyes...
Grandfather's not just a butt-whooper, he's the father figure that Peter never got. Dill too for that matter.
Let's just hope Dill's going to be okay.
@ Todd: A werewolf who wets his pants - wimpy. A werewolf who marks his territory - that's alpha material!
Now that the boys know about the secret room, are they allowed to use weapons and stuff from it as necessary, or use it as a panic room? I wonder what all the doors off to the side hold - just cells or more rooms of awesome? Was the house a castle (or the colonial equivalent) and these are the dungeons?
And will the Frankenstein be the person who makes the monster rather than the monster itself? Obviously this is a kid's series, but it's never too early to start educating them about the classics.
Aricksh = The infinitely pleasurable feeling that comes moments before a sneeze.
That's right Peter, listen to Grandpa about what those monsters would have done. Even as humans they weren't worth much, they just didn't have the way to hurt others and not get caught.
Now I wonder if Dill is getting motion sickness or actually changing.
I hate to say it but I'm glad Dill got turned (or so it seems). It would have been boring if he was just okay and all. >>
Couple more Grandpa speeches like that, and Peter will be one heck of a monster KILLER.
Nice to see my silver guess was right.
N7 -
Just because the stories are supernatural, N7, doesn't mean they're SUPERNATURAL...
As for the graverobbing - hmmm...
Todd -
See Rubberduck's response below. WAAAY better than anything I could have come up with.
Mary -
Awwww...Mary's part of the "I Heart Grandfather" club, too!
Rubberduck -
Just like the library, I think GF will be a little territorial about his secret lair.
Heh. You know, I'll be bringing up the very issue you mention later on about Frankenstein vs. Frankenstein's monster...
daymon34 -
As Dill might say, "They were JACKHOLES."
Rai -
How DARE you! How CRUEL!
But yeah, it woulda been kind of a let down, wouldn't it...
Anon -
You mean, like a monstrous killer? Not a killer of monsters?
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