Like I said, it's a good thing they're not in a manual - trying to change gears would make their heads explode. Now all they need to worry about are those driving laws - but who has time for fines when there's werewolves on the loose? Everyone knows "Sorry, officer, I was hunting down a lycanthrope" will get you out of anything except a parking ticket (nothing gets rid of those).
Oxylingl - 1. Possessed of the strange ability to talk to cows.
2. A language that by definiton does not work. For example, any excuses made to a traffic warden.
Oh now that is comedy, at least they haven't hit a building or a parked car yet.
Well some people don't put the hand breaks on. No kidding Duck, if that was a stick shift I think they wouldn't have got the car to move. Dill should really watch their feet when his family are learning to drive. That way next time he knows what pedals to push.
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No handbrake?
Like I said, it's a good thing they're not in a manual - trying to change gears would make their heads explode. Now all they need to worry about are those driving laws - but who has time for fines when there's werewolves on the loose? Everyone knows "Sorry, officer, I was hunting down a lycanthrope" will get you out of anything except a parking ticket (nothing gets rid of those).
Oxylingl - 1. Possessed of the strange ability to talk to cows.
2. A language that by definiton does not work. For example, any excuses made to a traffic warden.
Oh now that is comedy, at least they haven't hit a building or a parked car yet.
Well some people don't put the hand breaks on. No kidding Duck, if that was a stick shift I think they wouldn't have got the car to move. Dill should really watch their feet when his family are learning to drive. That way next time he knows what pedals to push.
daymon34 next time?!?!?
All i see is them turning a corner and shishkabobing Gramp's truck.
scompl - What Dill might ask for if he were to perform surgery.
Rubberduck -
Charlie didn't set it.
As far as the driving laws - aaaah, nobody's around.
daymon34 -
Or something else...
AnakMoon -
Hmmm...
Word: ureduo. When two urologists team up for consultations. "A ureduo consisting of Drs. Smith and Jones."
Alternately, what villains incredulously ask superheroes who have newly teamed up. "Ureduo now?"
Awesome! Like extreme Dodge'Ems. That'd be hilarious to watch, but oh-so-much more fun to do!
Possibe typo: the engine "CHUGGED to live" - shouldn't that be "life"?
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