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www.PeterAndTheVampires.com
- by Darren Pillsbury
PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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6 comments:
Having missed out on my chance to comment on the previous page, I'll do it here, since it applies just as well:
This is the most hilarious Peter and the Pluralised Noun story to date. Dill's just hit his stride - it might have something to do with the fact that he's had about 40 pages to recover from the last monster.
However, wouldn't it be AWESOME if Dr. V. really was stealing trees? And then planting them in random places around town and moving them at night as a prank on the entire town? They'd have to have some kind of wheel system, concealed by a fake ground... If I ever come into possession of a group of small trees or shrubs, that's what I'm doing with them.
Sityi - A rejected conjugation of the imperative form of 'to sit', as to multiple hearers. The word never caught on because of its spelling, which in the fifteenth century was described as 'bisare ande moste quryus'
Change of plans:
1. Peter and the Moving Copse
2. Peter and the Werenerds
3. Peter and the Muntuatos
@Mr. Pillsbury: Touche. Dill's answer to the question put all of mine to shame. You know, "Why were you stealing corpses from the college?"
"I just got hungry."
V-word: cropc. The aliens wanted to make crop circles, but were interrupted mid-transmission.
And Dill missed the point, and is now blaming the store for the grape to eyes image in his head.
At least Peter caught that he wasn't spelling it correctly.
Quick that shrub is getting away, catch it before it seeds everything...
Wee, just caught up again. This creepy, I like it! :D Kind of sad that science club only has one girl in it though. Reminds me of high school where I was the only girl on a chess team out of ten schools. Walking into a room of fifty nerdy guys being the only girl is a little... scary. lol
Rubberduck -
Wow! That's awesome, I'm glad you like it so much!
Dill certainly has picked up on the funny side, especially since WEREWOLVES...
There was an SNL skit recently where Al Gore said he would plant trees in front of anti-global warming Congressmen's houses and tie guns to the branches so the Congressmen would think the trees were coming to get them.
Al and Dr. V should team up.
Todd -
I'll get on it!
Um the Muse -
Glad you liked Dill's musings! And nice word!
daymon34 -
Can you imagine how annoying that would be, if you had to tie down all your shrubbery because it would tend to run away at night?
Rai -
I feel you - I had the same experience every time I walked into cheerleading practice.
I kid. It WOULD be scary to confront 50 hormonal, perhaps-not-so-socially-swift dudes...
(For those of you getting upset, I would like to point out that I was in the junior high chess club, and the above paragraph applied to me, as well.)
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