Silly Professor. These creatures aren't viable and therefore of no evolutionary use! Clearly no scientist in their right mind (note: IN THEIR RIGHT MIND), would condone this.
So please don't blame us lab junkies! >>
On another note, the great Ghandi is my v word! :D
As a descendant of Napoleon (no, I'm not kidding) I find the comparison insulting... (and yes, I AM kidding!) ;-) Definitely shows how crazy the Prof REALLY is.
Todd - 1) Well, he IS Veedermeier. 2) Thanks. Good eye. 3) Really?! Let's see...hm...yeah, other than Peter being covered in Swamp Monster guts, I think it's a strong contender.
daymon34 - Nice! I think I'm going to use the 'shot it...' line in an upcoming story! Too good!
Rai - Why aren't they viable? You mean they can't reproduce? Who KNOWS what horrors Dr. V might have been able to concoct?
Mary - Wow, cool!
But it's true, at least according to my 10th grade French teacher: Napoleon summoned the Pope (! - just checked Wikipedia, now I gotta change the story) to crown him emperor, then at the last second, took the crown out of the pope's hands and crowned himself.
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5 comments:
1. Veedermeier is still turning into Veedemeier at times.
2. "On the underside of its body was obscene gap" would benefit from another article.
3. The leg-monster is the grossest thing in any of these stories.
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Nice move Peter, that's one down only 3 or 4 more to go. If you count the doc and Big and Scary.
I think the doc left his rocker behind quite some time ago, and then shot it just for good messure.
Silly Professor. These creatures aren't viable and therefore of no evolutionary use! Clearly no scientist in their right mind (note: IN THEIR RIGHT MIND), would condone this.
So please don't blame us lab junkies! >>
On another note, the great Ghandi is my v word! :D
As a descendant of Napoleon (no, I'm not kidding) I find the comparison insulting... (and yes, I AM kidding!) ;-)
Definitely shows how crazy the Prof REALLY is.
Todd -
1) Well, he IS Veedermeier.
2) Thanks. Good eye.
3) Really?! Let's see...hm...yeah, other than Peter being covered in Swamp Monster guts, I think it's a strong contender.
daymon34 -
Nice! I think I'm going to use the 'shot it...' line in an upcoming story! Too good!
Rai -
Why aren't they viable? You mean they can't reproduce? Who KNOWS what horrors Dr. V might have been able to concoct?
Mary -
Wow, cool!
But it's true, at least according to my 10th grade French teacher: Napoleon summoned the Pope (! - just checked Wikipedia, now I gotta change the story) to crown him emperor, then at the last second, took the crown out of the pope's hands and crowned himself.
Which I thought was pretty badass.
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