As much as Beth rocks, I would not want her to be the boss of me. Maybe it's because I keep picturing her as Sunny Baudelaire with her four sharp teeth... I had nightmares about those teeth ripping out chunks of my flesh... I guess that's what happens when you read that series, then fall asleep.
Poor Gwenny (Or should I call her Doll? Hmm...), I hope she get's over the mirror thing soon. I mean it's not like it was that bad. Roy got it 20 times worst with the lake monster, and Mercy was actually a vampire, not to mention Peter and DILL, Mr. Wets-Himself-Every-Adventure, had to face off Dead Men, Mercy & Co. the Vampires, the lake monster, a changeling baby, psycho trick-or-treaters, BETH, creepy carnies and soon to be werewolves. And even after all that they still go marching off to the front lines!
So buck up young Gwenny-kins (I think I like Gwenny-kins) because now that you know that weird stuff is going on, your life will never be the same again.
Especially if you do decide to join SFS (If you don't remember it stands for Supernatural Fighting Squad), which I am seriously hoping. It's been a total sausage-fest, No offense Darren.
Sorry for the long winded comment. Just haven't left one in awhile so I figure this will make up for it. If it doesn't, well then I'll give myself thirty lashes with a wet noodle.
Dill is sneaky. He's a lot smarter than any of us give him credit for... well in certain areas.
I think Gwen is justifiably upset though. I mean, here you go through life thinking everything is fine and dandy, and then people starting putting you in mirrors where you'll waste away forever, but never quite die, watching hundreds of other people share your fate without be able to stop it.
I mean, I figure Gwen is probably about as freaked out as Peter when he first encountered the supernatural.
I'm jealous of Dill.... I am, I can admit it.... He's the kind of guy who could be successful in life without ever trying. And here I am too smart not try and I'm going to trying for the rest of my life...le sigh...
Hahahah that's so sneaky! Go Dill! (The "annoying" thing is more if you met him in real life - he's not annoying to read about, don't worry! But I can totally see why the other characters get irritated by him.)
Don't worry about Gwen too much...more will be revealed in, oh, about 5 months...
No offense taken. Yes, I figured we needed to get a Hermione in there at some point.
No worries, N7. You could leave a dissertation and I'd still read it all.
Rai - YES! Dill may have his faults, but he is a lot smarter than even I give him credit for sometimes...
Exactly! Gwen went through a traumatic experience...although... think about it...she suddenly woke up in her bed screaming...
Wouldn't that lend itself to a certain interpretation?
Hmmm...
AnakMoon - I'm jealous of him, too. I could have gone on so many more dates and gotten such better jobs in life if I'd just applied some of the Dillster's chutzpah...
Cat - Oh, yeah. That's true. I only love him because I don't really have to deal with him.
daymon34 - Dill always comes up with a way. (Unless it involves getting a bedsheet out of his mom for a Halloween costume.)
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Man, I'm glad I went to a Big Ten school instead.
As much as Beth rocks, I would not want her to be the boss of me. Maybe it's because I keep picturing her as Sunny Baudelaire with her four sharp teeth... I had nightmares about those teeth ripping out chunks of my flesh... I guess that's what happens when you read that series, then fall asleep.
Poor Gwenny (Or should I call her Doll? Hmm...), I hope she get's over the mirror thing soon. I mean it's not like it was that bad. Roy got it 20 times worst with the lake monster, and Mercy was actually a vampire, not to mention Peter and DILL, Mr. Wets-Himself-Every-Adventure, had to face off Dead Men, Mercy & Co. the Vampires, the lake monster, a changeling baby, psycho trick-or-treaters, BETH, creepy carnies and soon to be werewolves. And even after all that they still go marching off to the front lines!
So buck up young Gwenny-kins (I think I like Gwenny-kins) because now that you know that weird stuff is going on, your life will never be the same again.
Especially if you do decide to join SFS (If you don't remember it stands for Supernatural Fighting Squad), which I am seriously hoping. It's been a total sausage-fest, No offense Darren.
Sorry for the long winded comment. Just haven't left one in awhile so I figure this will make up for it. If it doesn't, well then I'll give myself thirty lashes with a wet noodle.
xP
Dill is sneaky. He's a lot smarter than any of us give him credit for... well in certain areas.
I think Gwen is justifiably upset though. I mean, here you go through life thinking everything is fine and dandy, and then people starting putting you in mirrors where you'll waste away forever, but never quite die, watching hundreds of other people share your fate without be able to stop it.
I mean, I figure Gwen is probably about as freaked out as Peter when he first encountered the supernatural.
~Rai
I'm jealous of Dill....
I am, I can admit it.... He's the kind of guy who could be successful in life without ever trying. And here I am too smart not try and I'm going to trying for the rest of my life...le sigh...
Hahahah that's so sneaky! Go Dill! (The "annoying" thing is more if you met him in real life - he's not annoying to read about, don't worry! But I can totally see why the other characters get irritated by him.)
I was wondering on what he will do. Scarying poor Beth will do it nicely, and get the boys to come along to watch her there.
Todd -
No werewolves at Big Ten schools?
N7 -
FEAR the Beth.
Don't worry about Gwen too much...more will be revealed in, oh, about 5 months...
No offense taken. Yes, I figured we needed to get a Hermione in there at some point.
No worries, N7. You could leave a dissertation and I'd still read it all.
Rai -
YES! Dill may have his faults, but he is a lot smarter than even I give him credit for sometimes...
Exactly! Gwen went through a traumatic experience...although... think about it...she suddenly woke up in her bed screaming...
Wouldn't that lend itself to a certain interpretation?
Hmmm...
AnakMoon -
I'm jealous of him, too. I could have gone on so many more dates and gotten such better jobs in life if I'd just applied some of the Dillster's chutzpah...
Cat -
Oh, yeah. That's true. I only love him because I don't really have to deal with him.
daymon34 -
Dill always comes up with a way. (Unless it involves getting a bedsheet out of his mom for a Halloween costume.)
Once the storyline gets to winter you should have mutant killer snowmen attack,'cause that would be AWESOME!
Todd -
No werewolves at Big Ten schools?
No Beth Normal to boss me around. But I suppose no werewolves either.
I am now starting to think that Dill is the holy incarnation of the norse god Loki. That was some slick talking.
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