Wow, shiv-happy gingerbread psychos. Who knew? Grotesque and sickening the sight may be, Peter, but not quite as much as the sight of you and Dill bleeding out in the street.
Reption = that little tag that bakers use to tell you information about various cakes, such as the price, the sell-by date, and the evilness/psychosity factor.
Psychosity factor, haha, I like it. These stories certainly have different psychosity factors to them... Anyways, crazy little men. I'd be making my way to that restaurant if I were the boys.
"I, uh, fell off my bike! Can you give me a band aid and maybe a couple gallons of milk?"
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Wow, shiv-happy gingerbread psychos. Who knew? Grotesque and sickening the sight may be, Peter, but not quite as much as the sight of you and Dill bleeding out in the street.
Reption = that little tag that bakers use to tell you information about various cakes, such as the price, the sell-by date, and the evilness/psychosity factor.
Psychosity factor, haha, I like it. These stories certainly have different psychosity factors to them... Anyways, crazy little men. I'd be making my way to that restaurant if I were the boys.
"I, uh, fell off my bike! Can you give me a band aid and maybe a couple gallons of milk?"
Drowns those little suckers! Muahahaha!
Er, funny how that worked out. Bauti was my v-word. I apparently liked it SO much I decided to name myself after it. Silly sleep deprivation.
Rubberduck -
Shiv-happy...I like it. They all watched OZ or THE WIRE before being baked.
Bauti aka Rai -
Milk would be good...if only there were a dairy farm nearby...
Hmmm...
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