Uh-oh. How come I got a bad feeling that Peter and Dill are not the only ones hanging around the dumpster?
Dill, I wouldn't be too sure that your scale-down comparison works when applied to super-fast homunculi.
They need to find a clever fox with a sweet tooth. A witch trying to build her first gingerbread house might work, but would cause more problems than it would solve. Namely, the problem of being eated.
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Well we know the baker was stuffed with cookiedough, so maybe whatever the result of that was, could still be there somewhere. The other question is if the gingerbread men are only nocturnal, for whatever reason. And Dill just broke one important law in horror stories, so it is obvious what will happen... At least there are two possible solutions to this crisis nearby (relative to the crisis, one small and one big). Right now Deputy Jenkins is the more immediate threat though.
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Uh-oh. How come I got a bad feeling that Peter and Dill are not the only ones hanging around the dumpster?
Dill, I wouldn't be too sure that your scale-down comparison works when applied to super-fast homunculi.
They need to find a clever fox with a sweet tooth. A witch trying to build her first gingerbread house might work, but would cause more problems than it would solve. Namely, the problem of being eated.
VW: jacrise. An uncommon spice that tastes somewhat like a blend of cinnamon and horse-radish. A good way to wake up in the mornings that's appropriate for the whole family!
I don't think that dumpster is a good place to be standing either. I hope that isn't Jenkin's come at them, probably is though darn it.
Maybe Grandpa will find an Eviill Cake and have to blow it to bits, just not an evil stove as that would be quite scary.
Well we know the baker was stuffed with cookiedough, so maybe whatever the result of that was, could still be there somewhere. The other question is if the gingerbread men are only nocturnal, for whatever reason.
And Dill just broke one important law in horror stories, so it is obvious what will happen... At least there are two possible solutions to this crisis nearby (relative to the crisis, one small and one big).
Right now Deputy Jenkins is the more immediate threat though.
We're forgetting that these is a crime scene. It's been taped off and they should NOT be there. Busteeeeed.
Um the Muse -
Not the only ones? Whaaaaaa?
daymon34 -
More hatred for the dumpster! Why do you hate, daymon?
Eldoran -
What was the law?
And what are the two possible solutions?
Rai -
You're so square, Rai. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it.
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