I love how the boys have become Grandfather's sidekicks. Its nice to see him involving them, it seems like a much better way to protect them than to keep them in the dark and hope they wont be typical inquisitive boys!
Eeeevil pastries. Haha. I can see why Grandfather wouldn't be taking this seriously. I mean, pastries right? But we know they've already killed once, and tried to kill again. A little caution might me wise.
@ DontPanik: Assuming Grandfather doesn't just ditch them sometime before heading off for the bakery.
Anyway, blasting away with the shotgun sounds like a good plan, but I wanna see the morning star in action!
I think the reason that the gingerbreadmen attacked was that the baker must have had one too many "1/2 off" sales. Starting with the head. VW: gypeator: A horrible, monstrous beast that specializes in eating used-car salesmen. Starting with the head.
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I love how the boys have become Grandfather's sidekicks. Its nice to see him involving them, it seems like a much better way to protect them than to keep them in the dark and hope they wont be typical inquisitive boys!
Eeeevil pastries. Haha. I can see why Grandfather wouldn't be taking this seriously. I mean, pastries right? But we know they've already killed once, and tried to kill again. A little caution might me wise.
@ DontPanik: Assuming Grandfather doesn't just ditch them sometime before heading off for the bakery.
Anyway, blasting away with the shotgun sounds like a good plan, but I wanna see the morning star in action!
I think the reason that the gingerbreadmen attacked was that the baker must have had one too many "1/2 off" sales. Starting with the head.
VW: gypeator: A horrible, monstrous beast that specializes in eating used-car salesmen. Starting with the head.
I can see why Grandpa would have a problem thinking they are trouble, but when have Peter steared him wrong with a creature tale.
Maybe they forgot to tell them there was a few hundred of the little guys. Large numbers change how nasty they can be.
DontPanik -
I guess you have a point about sidekicks...although I like to think of it as Batman (Peter) and Robin (Dill) teaming up with Superman.
A young Batman and Robin. And a very old Superman.
Against evil pastries.
Rai -
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
Um the Muse -
The morning star...? Tell me more, I want to know what you mean.
You are probably right. The Recession has had some nasty side effects no one could have predicted...
daymon34 -
But they're a hundred...pastries.
Like doughnuts.
Nobody gets worried about killer doughnuts...
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