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- by Darren Pillsbury
PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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7 comments:
If the killer cookies can catch up with a fleeing Dill, then they can really move. Surely the boys have been taught that fast food is bad for them.
Ohhh... MistyCat, that was so bad. Hehehe! Flee the cookies of doom!
Hmm... I have a feeling that these cookies aren't the driving force here. I mean, the baker didn't just make magic cookie dough did he? I bet there's a leader!!
I fear that in order to cut costs, the baker is using corn syrup and trans fat hydrogenated oils, thus producing truly evil killer cookies.
Rather than wait a few years to fell their victims with heart disease and cancer, these ginderbread dudes are simply take a more proactive approach to administering the coup de grace.
Run, run, or you will be well done.
Ok back and caught up again, looks like Dill is having a hard time. I hope he got the healing trait from being a wolf, he just might need it shortly.
And there is going to be more, they just like to Stir up trouble.
@MistyCat: Well, you know how the rhyme goes, right? "Run, run, run, as fast as you can you can't catch me, I'm THE GINGERBREAD MAN!"
I know how to stop these half-baked menaces! Pull off their leader's gumdrop buttons!
Mockbeft: The ultimate rank in Tackless Assaults, Mockbeths are feared the world over.
MistyCat -
GROOOOOAAAAN.
But yes, proving once again that fast food IS bad for you.
Peter -
Hello! Welcome!
Rai -
Hmmmmm...
Fiona -
They are all our Western diet sins personified.
daymon34 -
Good eye about the healing trait...
Um the Muse -
If you pull off his buttons, HE WILL CUT YOU.
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