Friday, January 29, 2010

"Peter And The Small Ones" Page 28

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7 comments:

DontPanik said...

Lawnmower! Peter, I like the way you think!

Unknown said...

Peter and the Cookiemower. Too spoilery, but I like it anyway.

Lachesis said...

a river of cookies...

haven't they run out of dough yet? i mean, yeah they started out in a bakery, but even the best-stocked supply pantry has got to run out of eggs eventually.

oh good lord... now i have a mental image of cartons of eggs being marched out of a nearby grocery store, like ants carrying off a picnic.



ooo, too many options here!

haterse: a very short joke; alternately, negatively-opinioned people with acute lack of spelling skills.

daymon34 said...

Peter and Dill really need to work on their aim. But I don't think Peter has ever used a paint gun before, and some of the scatter quite a bit when shot.

Alright, and machine with spinning blades. A weedwacker with a metal disk would be useful as well.

Um the Muse said...

Poor gingerbread men. It's too bad that they are intelligent, enslaved as they are. Of course, if I were in their situation, I would've been firing away, too.

And, I got to say it again, I love the unique solutions that Peter comes up with.

On a different subject, did we just get a spell-checker? Maybe we've always had it, and just depended on the browser (just switched to Safari)?

It's almost embarrassing to watch how many errors I've been making.

EDIT: I think it is Safari; it spell-checked the VW (which I thought was a real word (torted), since I know tort is).

Rubberduck said...

The Gwenites will probably not be too pleased at the state of the basement.

"What have I told you about playing with paintballs inside?"

"Uh...uh...gingerbread shrapnel, anyone?"

I was trying to think of a joke involving baking powder and gingerbread golems 'rising', but I just can't.

Soutedm = What the three will say when they have taken care of this particular crisis, were they Cockney.

Darren said...

DontPanik -
Fire 'er up!

Todd -
How'd you know that was the original title of the story?

Lachesis -
They were busy little buggers for two nights in a row.

And I like that - maybe they got all the spoiled food out of trash bins behind the supermarket.

That's why the gingerbread men are rotten.

Groooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnn...

daymon34 -
They're gonna get a lot of practice.

Um the Muse -
I think they LIKE being evil.

Rubberduck -
Yeah, try explaining THAT one, Gwen.