haven't they run out of dough yet? i mean, yeah they started out in a bakery, but even the best-stocked supply pantry has got to run out of eggs eventually.
oh good lord... now i have a mental image of cartons of eggs being marched out of a nearby grocery store, like ants carrying off a picnic.
ooo, too many options here!
haterse: a very short joke; alternately, negatively-opinioned people with acute lack of spelling skills.
Peter and Dill really need to work on their aim. But I don't think Peter has ever used a paint gun before, and some of the scatter quite a bit when shot.
Alright, and machine with spinning blades. A weedwacker with a metal disk would be useful as well.
Poor gingerbread men. It's too bad that they are intelligent, enslaved as they are. Of course, if I were in their situation, I would've been firing away, too.
And, I got to say it again, I love the unique solutions that Peter comes up with.
On a different subject, did we just get a spell-checker? Maybe we've always had it, and just depended on the browser (just switched to Safari)?
It's almost embarrassing to watch how many errors I've been making.
EDIT: I think it is Safari; it spell-checked the VW (which I thought was a real word (torted), since I know tort is).
PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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Lawnmower! Peter, I like the way you think!
Peter and the Cookiemower. Too spoilery, but I like it anyway.
a river of cookies...
haven't they run out of dough yet? i mean, yeah they started out in a bakery, but even the best-stocked supply pantry has got to run out of eggs eventually.
oh good lord... now i have a mental image of cartons of eggs being marched out of a nearby grocery store, like ants carrying off a picnic.
ooo, too many options here!
haterse: a very short joke; alternately, negatively-opinioned people with acute lack of spelling skills.
Peter and Dill really need to work on their aim. But I don't think Peter has ever used a paint gun before, and some of the scatter quite a bit when shot.
Alright, and machine with spinning blades. A weedwacker with a metal disk would be useful as well.
Poor gingerbread men. It's too bad that they are intelligent, enslaved as they are. Of course, if I were in their situation, I would've been firing away, too.
And, I got to say it again, I love the unique solutions that Peter comes up with.
On a different subject, did we just get a spell-checker? Maybe we've always had it, and just depended on the browser (just switched to Safari)?
It's almost embarrassing to watch how many errors I've been making.
EDIT: I think it is Safari; it spell-checked the VW (which I thought was a real word (torted), since I know tort is).
The Gwenites will probably not be too pleased at the state of the basement.
"What have I told you about playing with paintballs inside?"
"Uh...uh...gingerbread shrapnel, anyone?"
I was trying to think of a joke involving baking powder and gingerbread golems 'rising', but I just can't.
Soutedm = What the three will say when they have taken care of this particular crisis, were they Cockney.
DontPanik -
Fire 'er up!
Todd -
How'd you know that was the original title of the story?
Lachesis -
They were busy little buggers for two nights in a row.
And I like that - maybe they got all the spoiled food out of trash bins behind the supermarket.
That's why the gingerbread men are rotten.
Groooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnn...
daymon34 -
They're gonna get a lot of practice.
Um the Muse -
I think they LIKE being evil.
Rubberduck -
Yeah, try explaining THAT one, Gwen.
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