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PETER AND THE VAMPIRES is a horror/comedy web novel (and a free podcast!)about a normal, 10-year-old kid who moves into a sinister town filled with supernatural horribleness. The series is composed of different "monster of the week" stories - kind of like THE X-FILES crossed with THE SIMPSONS (if Mr. Burns were a ghoul and something terrifying lived in the town dump). "Peter And The Dead Men" is the first story in the collection. A new page is posted every day.
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8 comments:
Of all the walrus-men in the world, Peter and Dill had to get stuck with this one. Wally is a poor ambassador.
Wowj, this is fun seein g inside Grandfather's house (in the movie).
Fancy!
Quick! Hit the emergency drain!
I wish Wally couldn't stay on land, that would just be too perfect though.
~Rai
DILL! DILL! DILL! DILL! DILL! DILL!
PEEEETER! HOT THE EMERGENCY DRAIN THEN RIP THE CORD OFF OF THE FAN AND WHIP THAT WALRUS! THEN TIE HIM UP!
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Oh Dill! PEE YOUR PANTS! PEE THEM LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PEED THEM BEFORE!
;A;
I forgot: Does Peter still have his lead pipe? I imagine it would have been awkward running with it, but it would really come in handy here. Who knows where Bonesy-boy is?
I second N7
Pee Dill... pee on the wee walrus man!!
LOL @ the "pee on him" comments...
And my first thought was "OMG HIT THE EMERGENCY DRAIN!!!!!!"
Still loving this story lime. :) Good thing for me, I've never been to a creepy carnival. LOL
Todd -
I love that comment. "Wally is a poor ambassador." That's awesome.
Fiona -
Thank you! Now, to tell the truth, it's not exactly what I had in mind, but it's about as close as I could get with what I had to work with...it's a reasonable facsimile. And yeah, it IS a pretty big house...
Rai -
Geez...you're two steps ahead of me...
N7 -
I'm proud of you for expressing yourself in a PG manner. Right on, you're awesome.
And yes, I love that comment, too - "Pee your pants like you've never peed them before!" You leaked more awesomeness.
AnakMoon -
I third it.
Um the Muse -
That's a good point. I should really make that clear in the rewrite...
Andrea -
Yeah, I think your and Rai's option is the more effective, but N7 and AnakMoon's is definitely the more satisfying.
And thank you!
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